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  1. #1 I farted. 
    and it smelled like two day old boiled eggs.




    nice
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    what if our cars started changing gears for us? that would really be cheating!
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    The worst is when you're completely alone, drop an a-bomb and then like 30 million people show up.


    Quote Originally Posted by davemolina View Post
    I would say bring in your bassline around the 32 and kick in your vocal/main melody at 64. After that, fuck yourself for about 64 then repeat. Outro.
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    Gotta love the bragging about being in the scene for x amount of years and still getting absolutely nowhere.
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  3. #3 Re: I farted. 
    i don't have that problem. i'm pretty lonely.
    :devilfire: "It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity." -albert einstein :devilfire:

    what if our cars started changing gears for us? that would really be cheating!
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    packed elevators are fun...
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  5. #5 Re: I farted. 
    Hey Powder, you can come by sometime man if ya get lonely. I live right off I-10 and Wurzbach. Now that I have your old tables, you can come by and use em if you miss em, heh.
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    I woke up at 4am with some awful beer farts
    Quote Originally Posted by DjExotic View Post
    BY THE WAY, I'M A DUDE AND I'M 23! NOT A TEENAGE GIRL! THE PICTURE OF THE EP IS MY FRIEND LILY AKA HAKU!JUST WANTED TO STRAIGHTED THAT OUT! ALL I AM TRYING TO DO IS TO PROMO MY MUSIC HERE IN TEXAS SINCE THEIR NO HARDHOUSE AND HARDCORE SCENE. AND VENOM LOVE TO COME TO AUSTIN BUT HAVING SECOUND THROUGHTS!
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    i ordered a fucking town car, fucking fagits wait until one inthe morning and they are like sorry sir, we dont want your money, your not welcome at the rave. there might be frolocks of pussy there but you cant have any,. then my fagit navy recruiter is playing on my cell phone fucking motherfucker thinks its cure to fuck people over.
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    Aw man those beers from the Saucer hit hard sometimes...


    Quote Originally Posted by davemolina View Post
    I would say bring in your bassline around the 32 and kick in your vocal/main melody at 64. After that, fuck yourself for about 64 then repeat. Outro.
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    Gotta love the bragging about being in the scene for x amount of years and still getting absolutely nowhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DjExotic View Post
    BY THE WAY, I'M A DUDE AND I'M 23! NOT A TEENAGE GIRL! THE PICTURE OF THE EP IS MY FRIEND LILY AKA HAKU!JUST WANTED TO STRAIGHTED THAT OUT! ALL I AM TRYING TO DO IS TO PROMO MY MUSIC HERE IN TEXAS SINCE THEIR NO HARDHOUSE AND HARDCORE SCENE. AND VENOM LOVE TO COME TO AUSTIN BUT HAVING SECOUND THROUGHTS!
    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelPait View Post
    i ordered a fucking town car, fucking fagits wait until one inthe morning and they are like sorry sir, we dont want your money, your not welcome at the rave. there might be frolocks of pussy there but you cant have any,. then my fagit navy recruiter is playing on my cell phone fucking motherfucker thinks its cure to fuck people over.
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  9. #9 Re: I farted. 
    whiskey shitz
    I'm gonna babysit your vagina.
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  10. #10 Re: I farted. 
    lol u fart-knockers
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    mushroom farts ftw.
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    what if our cars started changing gears for us? that would really be cheating!
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    lol @ "fart videos" link on the side of the forum now.


    Quote Originally Posted by davemolina View Post
    I would say bring in your bassline around the 32 and kick in your vocal/main melody at 64. After that, fuck yourself for about 64 then repeat. Outro.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zild View Post
    Gotta love the bragging about being in the scene for x amount of years and still getting absolutely nowhere.
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  13. #13 Re: I farted. 
    shart.
    I'm gonna babysit your vagina.
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