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  1. #1 Beautiful Women Month :-P 
    Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?

    Well, it is and that means you and me. I'm supposed to send this to FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them!!!

    Facts on Figures: There are 3 billion women who don't look like super models and only eight who do.

    Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14?

    If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all FOURS due to her proportions!

    The average woman weighs 144 pounds, and wears between a size 12-14.

    One out of every 4 college-aged women has an eating disorder.

    The Models in the magazines are AIRBRUSHED!!! - NOT Perfect!!

    A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent looking at a Fashion Magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty and SHAMEFUL!

    Models 20 years ago weighed 8% Less than the average Woman.

    Today they weigh 23% less......

    ~~ Beauty of a Woman ~~
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
    The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
    The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
    Because that is the doorway to her heart,
    The place where love resides.
    The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
    But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
    It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
    The passion that she shows.
    The beauty of a woman
    With time, only grows..

    An English professor wrote the words: "WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING" on the blackboard, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly

    The men wrote: "Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing."

    The women wrote: "WOMAN!! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!"

    The Images of Mother

    4YEARS OF AGE Y My Mommy can do anything!
    8 YEARS OF AGE Y My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
    12 YEARS OF AGE Y My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
    14 YEARS OF AGE Y Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either!
    16 YEARS OF AGE Y Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
    18 YEARS OF AGE Y That old woman? She's way out of date!
    25 YEARS OF AGE Y Well, she might know a little bit about it.
    35 YEARS OF AGE Y Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
    45 YEARS OF AGE Y Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
    65 YEARS OF GE Y Wish I could talk it over with Mom. . .
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    nice one, V
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    What she^ said.

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    I would say bring in your bassline around the 32 and kick in your vocal/main melody at 64. After that, fuck yourself for about 64 then repeat. Outro.
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    Gotta love the bragging about being in the scene for x amount of years and still getting absolutely nowhere.
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    i get this in email form about 12 times a year. :P
    I r t3h 1337z0r!!

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