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  1. #1 Ten Things You'll never hear a man say 
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    Default Ten Things You'll never hear a man say – 09-09-2004,10:47 PM
    10. Here honey, you use the remote.
    9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
    8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
    7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
    6. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
    5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.
    4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
    3. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
    2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
    1. We never talk anymore
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    Default Re: Ten Things You'll never hear a man say – 09-09-2004,10:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mama_bear
    10. Here honey, you use the remote.
    my guy has said that to me before...but then he rolled over and went to sleep...lol
    I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dedaledede.....

    Don't knock masterbation, it's sex with someone I love.

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    09-10-2004,01:47 AM
    I think I've said em all cept 2,3,8... Don't care for Melrose place, wallpaper, or holding purses...

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    09-10-2004,02:00 AM
    You metrosexual?? Cuz most guys aren't sensitive enough to say those things. lol
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    09-10-2004,02:00 AM
    i have and will say alot of those *shrug*

    werd....
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    09-10-2004,02:02 AM
    Awww hell no... I make fun of metros...

    I'm just a nice guy...

    ...usually.

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    09-10-2004,02:03 AM
    that's rare. VERY rare. You deserve a trophy for being a nice guy.
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    09-10-2004,02:05 AM
    You took your crown back, but at least I get a trophy...lol

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    09-10-2004,02:07 AM
    I want a TIARA, dammit!! get it right.

    Crown would work, but it's a bit to heavy for the activities I want to be doing with it on. A tiara is the better choice for that. Less cumbersome.
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    09-10-2004,02:08 AM
    what's this about a cucumber???

    ..lol

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    09-10-2004,02:11 AM
    That's sooo behind the times...Bust out the zucchini. baaaahaa
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    09-10-2004,02:12 AM
    yay for mee! mai boi has done/said a lot of those things

    and yes.. nice guys rawk!

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    09-10-2004,02:14 AM
    l8rz.. veggies belong in the fridge...

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    09-10-2004,01:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mama_bear
    that's rare. VERY rare. You deserve a trophy for being a nice guy.
    what about me?? :P
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    09-10-2004,01:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by spacemonkey
    Quote Originally Posted by mama_bear
    that's rare. VERY rare. You deserve a trophy for being a nice guy.
    what about me?? :P
    or me ... i got that nice guy thing goin

    werd....
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    09-10-2004,09:10 PM
    my boy has said/done a few of those things before we were either together...... he is so good to me

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    Default Re: Ten Things You'll never hear a man say – 09-10-2004,11:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mama_bear
    7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
    I get this all the time
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    09-10-2004,11:32 PM
    And, I think I like football more than he does
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    09-11-2004,06:13 PM
    Awww your kittie is cute !!

    Wow...yah I haven't heard any man that I've dated say those things...lol
    Keep the vibe alive...
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